" shower gel "

 [ "shower gel" ]

1: A stupid substice that is cleanses everywhere (supposedly). But really it is like a jelloee paste plopped on your hair... Just sayin. Anyway... Why would you search this up? Need a good definition to search up? Search up: Pineapple.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ahh bro, did you use shower gel for shampoo and conditioner again?" "Yeah, ya like it?" "No, it's stupid and doesn't clean your hair at all." "Stupid Shower Gel" 

 [ "Axe shower gel" ]

1: A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.

  * e.g.,  ... Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid. 

 [ "Axe shower gel" ]

1: racist fucking commercials

  * e.g.,  ... I'll never buy Axe shower gel and neither should you. 

 [ "Original Source Mint shower gel" ]

1: A shower gel so manly it has XY chromosomes.

  * e.g.,  ... It is illegal in Poland for lumberjacks not to wash with Original Source Mint shower gel. The VIRGIN Mary used original source... Look what happened. 

 [ "Shower Gel Paradox" ]

1: A symptom of showering tierd - When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him. Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.